Everything was going okay in the world when:

BAM GODZILLA CAME!

And after Godzilla Came, the price of Sushi skyrocketed.

I want to eat sushi, but my father says he cannot afford sushi. He commit Seppuko last night because he cannot provide my mother and I with Sushi. My Gigapet is dying for lack of sushi.

Oh great Buddha who lives in my shoe, please make the price of sushi go down.

I have shamed my family name, I have no choice but Seppuko.

People who wanted to eat with chopsticks everywhere were devistated.

Stanley, you promised me sushi tonight.

“You Call this food?” One angry Japanese businessman stammered loudly as he flung a hamburger to the ground, wishing it was sushi instead.

The burger landed next to a sleeping homeless man, and he woke up and devoured it ravishingly.

That kind Japanese man over there threw my this hamburger. This is one of the greatest days of my delicious life.

“The Sushi shortage is the best thing to ever happen to homeless people like me.” The homeless man said to two hipster film students who were making a documentary that tried to romanticize the plight of homelessness.

We're gonna be the next Michael Moores! Yeah!

Two artsy film student brothers were doing a documentary on the hipster film students entitled, “A documentary of douche bags.”

We are merely trying to capture the widespread douchbaggery of our time.

The two artsy film brother’s Southern rancher father though that his two sons were “Homosexuuuals!”

He looked like this.

The first inkling nation I had that my sons might be homosexuals, was when they never wanted to go quail hunting with me. I was al like, "What is you boys queers?" They didn't respond to me and every since then I've had my suspicions.

The film school students are in for a quite a surprise when their dad tries to act high class and visit them at school to take them out for Sushi– Stay tuned

To be continued:

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