From the Present: A lot was apparently going on April Fools Day 1996. For one my “special” egg hatched. Growing up my mom would vicariously fulfill the things that she was not allowed to do as a kid through my…
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The “Joke That Nearly Destroyed Lives and Going With the Garbage
Every April, I write my 12th grade English teacher a letter. This is the letter I sent her this year, which my teacher, Mrs. Dietz, ended up publishing in the school paper. Whenever I am about to do something unkind…
Oh…I’m Going to Miss you Spam Comments
Today is a big day. Today this website celebrates it’s one month birthday (approximately). But more than that, today is the day I installed a widget to block the many millions (dozens) of spam comments I was receiving daily. Back…
Ten-Year-Olds Never Write For Newspapers
From the Present: Do you know any ten-year-olds working as journalists? Exactly. So what gives? Why do newspapers hate ten-year-olds so much? Why won’t they hire them? Isn’t that racism? Well it turns out, ten-year-olds don’t write very well.…
Cockamamie Pandaemonium
From the Present: When people ask me what it was like growing up in my family, I ussually tell them it was like being in a school bus filled with seven year olds hopped up on meth seated next to…
The State Of The Social Media Union
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The First Time Someone Says, “I Love You.”
How it rings, repeated, Through future days and weeks, The subtle ripples of comfort, of confidence, The ripples of a feminine voice meeting The ripples of his. History will never remember the deepest details Of why we fight…
Write Like The Wind
From the Past: Jan 22nd, 1996 – Age 10 Dear Diary, Today I got up and got the animals ready for the day, did home schooling, went to a home school talent show, then we came home and…
Ode to A Generic Girl Across the Bar
Thoughts Surrounding the Generic Girl Across the Bar Here I need not claim to be anyone, Certainly not myself. I ask only which Sugar’d down drink we should choose to Toast us? What saucer would be worthy of Housing the…
World Tale Issue #2: “That was not a funny thing to do dad. Urinating on people’s pets is not funny.”
Last time on “World Tale” Steve and Nickel, two indi-film students at some liberal art college were about to have their redneck, rancher father visit them… He showed up to surprise his sons: “Boys, I got wonderful…
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