Last time on “World Tale” Steve and Nickel, two indi-film students at some liberal art college were about to have their redneck, rancher father visit them…
Guss Pickles
He showed up to surprise his sons:
Hey Boys! Surprise!
"Dad, what the hell are you doing here?" "You need to leave."
“Boys, I got wonderful news for you.. Your mother’s dead!” Gus told his two sons.
“What? That’s devastating!” “That’s horrible!” They responded to him.
"Nickel, we will use this great tragedy to make art."
Yep, that means I'm single boys. Why else you think I'd come visit you at college? Now, let's go to some sorority parties!
At first his sons refused to take him to a party, but Gus had a way of convincing his boys. “Sons, if you don’t take me to one of them girls gone wild and whatnot parties, I am going to go quail hunting in the library, and tell everyone that I am your father.”
His boys knew their father would make good on his threat. “Dad, if you agree to leave tomorrow. We’ll take you to one party and stay for five minutes. Do you understand? Five minutes and we’re out.”
“Whoopie! Let’s get a move on boys!” His father yelled loudly as he shotgunned a Hams beer.
At the party Gus Pickels tried to win over the ladies.
- “Any you gals ever try squirrel meat?”
- “Ewww!” “Gross!” “Weird” “We think you’re creepy.” “You smell like soy sauce and farm animals.” “You’re gross.”
- “Now, which one of you gals wants to do a tequila body shot off me?”
"Dad. You've been kicked out of the party. They found out it was you who urinated on the hamster. That was not a funny thing to do dad. Urinating on people's pets is not funny.
Dat there hamster never saw it coming!
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