Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you?…
We’ve all sung this around campfires. It’s the first and only song any of us know on the guitar. But what does it really mean? What is Oasis trying to say here?
What exactly are “they” going to be “throwing back to you?”
Is it mango?
Is it a cat?
Is it grocery bags filled with liquor?
No one knows.
Lucky, here at 2points4honesty we have a cat who wears a helmet on staff who scored an exclusive interview with Liam Gallagher, former front man of Oasis. Lots of people don’t know that in addition to being the lead vocalist, he was also the tambourine player.
What are they going to be throwing back to you?
Hello everyone, my name is Kripke the Cat, and I am here with the front man of Oasis. So tell me Liam, what are they going to be throwing back to you?
What? Oh. You must have me confused with Oasis the Band. I’m from Oasis.com. We’re a dating site. For desperate people. See, we are like the Oasis after a long dry-spell in the dating desert. But just because we are a website for desperate people, does not mean that we are desperate. We don’t care if you try to find a date on our site or not. If you want to be cold and lonely during the holidays be our guest. Doesn’t matter to us…
Yeah. I don't care. I'm supposed to be interviewing Liam Gallagher from Oasis, so I'm going to hang up on you.
Oh, I know Liam Gallagher from Oasis. I'll conference him in right now. But I warn you, he's probably hung over. It's Saturday morning at 6am. Half the world is hung over this hour. I know I'm hung over.
Just call him up.
Hello.
Liam
...Hello...what?
Liam?
Yeah? What do you want? Are you with the electric company?
Dude, it's 6am. on Saturday morning. What the f-bomb are you doing calling me?
Well, I'm with 2points4honesty and we have a few questions for you. In your song "Wonderwall." It goes like: "Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna through it back
Don't know what you're talking about.
You know, the lyrics to Wonderwall.
No dude. Those are not the lyrics to Wonderful. Is that what people think the lyrics are?
"That's what everyone says the lyrics are. That's what the Internet says." ...
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Well, sorry little kitty, but the Internet's wrong.
"Then what are the lyrics?"
Wonderwall starts as "Poop-ay Poop-ay is gonna taste like Elmer's Glue."
"Poop-ay?" No way those are the lyrics. What the hell is that?
It's a type of Russian mustard. Not bad. Tastes like Elmer's Glue. You know what that makes me think about? It makes me think of Elmer's Glue. Who the hell was Elmer and why was it his glue?
He's a bull. You want me to call him?
Hello!!!!!!!
Elmer. Dude. Who the hell are you?
I'm a bull!!!!!!!!.........
Well, why do you have so much glue?
I love glueeeeeeeee...... It makes me gleeful!!! I love to be gleeful!
Well what's so good about being gleeful?
Hey, before you and Elmer become best friends. I need to finish my interview with you. According to your website, you own two stray cats. Tell us about those cats.
Brrrrrrrrrring...........
What? Dude, online dating site guy? Are you still on the line?
No.
Dude, hang up.
…And because it was the guy from the online dating site Oasis.com who started the conference call, when he hung up, the call was lost.
But all is not lost, because 2points4honesty has uncovered what the opening line to Wonderwall is, “Poop-ay Poop-ay is gonna taste like Elmer’s Glue.“
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