To Do List (Open Parroting School)

I know, if you read the about in this website I am supposed to be posting my journal entries. And I am. And I will. But in the meantime, here is tomorrow’s To Do List. With the popularity of obedience schools for dogs, it’s time not to forget about the too-often marginalized parrots.

To Do List

1. Open parroting school for disadvantaged parrots
2. Teach those parrots microfinance and genetics
3. Teach them not to be socially awkward (we all know that social awkwardness is a huge problem amongst parrots)
4. Teach them about safe parrot sex—never in midair, never near open flame or in sight of humans or parrot chicks.
5. Get a celebrity (Angelina Jolie obviously) to endorse parroting school and make it trendy for celebrities to own pet parrots.
6. Kick out all the poor, disadvantaged parrots from my school
7. Make school an elite school marketed to rich people’s parrots only
8. Become rich off high enrollment cost of parrots in my school
9. Open a study abroad program exchange program for parrots so that they can become cultured
10. Use exchange program as a springboard to become an advocate against parrots who discriminate against parrots of different colored plumage.
11. Make it rain!
12. Buy yacht
13. Teach parrots to sail my yacht and pay them competitive parrot wages
14. Make one parrot my first mate
15. Call him Danny
16. Teach him to be my wing man and to hit on women in over seven languages
17. Make it rain!