This Just in:
According to the Washington Post’s website: “Rodney King, the victim of a caught-on-camera beating by the Los Angeles Police Department in 1991, was arrested for suspicion of DUI on Tuesday.”
You’ll remember that King became famous when he one a landmark $3.8 million from NCY in a civil suite for the police’s brutal treatment of him.
2Points4Honesty had the pleasure of interviewing a JPG of Rodney King. Since we only had a JPG for the interview, and not the real Rodney King, his answers were based upon our imagination.
Also, due to not having the resources to pay a real interviewer, we needed to rely on a head of broccoli from our fridge to interview him.
Exclusive Interview with JPG of Rodney King!
- Rodney, you flew to fame when you sued the NYPD for $3.8 million, was this whole DUI thing just a stunt to get the police to beat the crap out of you again to get more money from them?
- How much of the $3.8 million that you received in 1991 have you spent on produce?
What does that have to do with anything? AW!, I knew I never should have agreed to do an interview with a head of Broccoli. I hate vegetables!
- Rodney, I would ask that you keep your veggie biases to yourself for the remainder of this interview. Now, can I ask you, what is your favorite type of liquor to get wasted off before driving? You strike me as a bourbon man, is that true?
- For the record, I’m a margarita man, but that’s not the point. The point is you could never understand what it’s like to suffer from alcoholism because your just a stupid head of broccoli. I don’t have to listen to this. I got enough to worry about, I’m out. Peace.
- Rodney, in 1996 you were caught on camera purchasing 10 heads of lettuce. That seems like a lot of lettuce for one man. What did you use this lettuce for?
- Rodney? Rodney? RODNEY!!!!
We apologize to our readers for the brevity of this interview. Rodney’s JPG became agitated halfway through it and ran out to his car where he angrily drove to a Mexican restaurant where we suspect he is right now drinking margaritas.
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