Ever Since Big Fat Stupid Kyle Showed Up It’s Been Quite Lonely On The Tire Swing

From the Present:

In yesterday’s post I made the point that childhood love was uncomplicated. Well it was until big fat Kyle showed up. There I was, cruising through second grade without a care in the world. Then a new kid in town, Kyle (I curse his name!) showed up in the third grade and captured my childhood crush’s heart. Foul play Kyle… I called dibs.

Something funny about this entry is that a year later I went back and crossed some things out and wrote “Note: This is about a year later and what I’m saying I take that back.” That’s when I was young enough to think that I could change the past with a single stroke of my pen.

From the Past:

April 25th, 1994 – Age 8

Today Jessica came over. She likes a kid in the 3rd grade named Kyle. She said if Kyle was here she would have kissed him. I thought in my mind why wouldn’t you have kissed me. For the first time in my life I felt jealous.

Note: This is about a year later and what I’m saying I take that back.

From the Present:

I’m also glad I “thought in my mind” back then. If I had been thinking in my pancreas back then I might have never graduated the second grade.


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